Uncultured: a memoir

Prologue

Part I: The Family. Spare the rod, spoil the child ; A tale of two mommies ; According to the will of God ; Anointing them with oil in the name of the Lord ; Heaven's girl ; Bookwork ; The end of the world as we know it ; All in The Family ; The promise of paradise ; Apocalypse now ; Coming to America ; Babylon the whore ; Not fit for the kingdom of God

Part II: The system. Dazed and confused ; Jesus freaks ; Bring me to life

Part III: The army. Drink the Kool-Aid ; You're not James Bond ; Camp followers ; A day memorialized ; Us versus them ; Combat Barbie ; I'm the bitch ; Take one for the team ; Running for my life ; Mr. President, we're not lesbians

Epilogue.