None of this would have happened if Prince were alive : a novel
(Book)

"Ramona's got a bratty boss, a toddler teetering through toilet training, a critical mom who doesn't mind sharing her opinions, and oops--turns out her husband has been cheating on her. That's how a Category Four hurricane bearing down on her life in Savannah becomes just another item on her to-do list. In the next forty-eight hours she'll add a neighbor child and the class guinea pig named Clarence Thomas to her entourage as she evacuates town. Attempting to ignore the persistent glow of her minivan's check engine light, Ramona navigates police road blocks, bathroom emergencies, instructions from her boss, and torrential downpours while fielding calls and apology texts from her cheating husband and longing for the days when her life was like a Prince song, full of sexy creativity and joy"--Dust jacket flap.